WHAT AN OFFER!

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Just in from the French transport authority:a once-in-a-lifetime chance to follow EN PERMANENCE, on line, the daily disruptions of the Paris transport system during which all trains, trams and buses will be PERTURBES. But after the summer, they reassure me that everything will be even more efficient and comfortable, and I will no longer be perturbed. 

Begin forwarded message:
From: "RATP" <contact@ratp.trk.fr>
Date: July 12, 2011 7:27:17 PM CEDT
To: <donatella.de.poitiers@gmail.com>
Subject: Madame de Poitiers, retrouvez toutes les infos sur les travaux de la RATP
Reply-To: "RATP" <contact@ratp.trk.fr>




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