"WHO’S YOUR DADDY?"
OHMYGOSH! You would not believe the size of the unwelcome visitor I just very carefully cupped and ushered out. Remember all those little scorpions we've occasionally seen around and wondered, where's your daddy? Well, he just appeared on the floor of the guardaroba:yikes! We are not talkin' small! I didn't have my glasses on when I walked by this giant black thing, thinking it might be a very big beetle. But once I put them on, uh-uh. Somehow I managed to get the bedroom light on, open the door, turn on the hall light, open the Smiling Buddha window and send him elsewhere. But my special cup took a beating in the process. Never fear, however. I have repaired it and it is now ready for further action. Oy! But better in the guardaroba than in the bedroom. I am thinking that he may have come in with the towels and clothes I carried up from the pool. I prefer to think that he lives elsewhere. I would have liked to have taken his photo just to prove that this is no ...