NUTRIA REPORT TO OUR ARCHITECTS AFTER THEIR VACATION, (LOOSELY TRANSLATED FROM THE ITALIAN)
TO: Our brillliant architects and friends, D&G Subject: bella vacanza? Ciao, We and our dear nutria hope that you had a marvelous vacation. Our Hotel, with its Club Med (especially designed for hairy animals with long tails and gigantic orange teeth) has been a great success with the nutria:they awarded 4 stars to our pool, and above all to our toilet facilities which have been so well used and appreciated by all. They reserved special praise for our excellent clean-up service. As they put it, "there’s a certain Signore J, head of the Poop Patrol, who comes regularly to clean up whatever we leave behind." We leave tomorrow at 7AM for a little vacation from them. Therefore, we regret to say that it’s possible that for the next few days, the service around here will not be up to its usual standard. Too bad about that.-- baci, D de P AND ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER? We returned, with great trepidation from our trip to visit friends on the ...